So I started to tell the story over on Twitter, but ran out of space there, so here it is:
My neighbour was a good sleazy bastard and he had just got back from an overseas trip. I don’t remember where he went, but I wanted to ask him how his trip went and whether he needed to unload.
I invited him over one nigh, but he declined, saying instead that he can’t because he was on a date. Was not expecting that…
… but also wasn’t expecting him to call me half an hour later asking me if he can bring his date over, because it turns out that they were both horny and both tops…. and so that’s how I met my neighbour’s future ex boyrfriend… and bless him, my neighbour even took a video of the breeding for us….